No, I'm Not In Love With Justin Timberlake Golfs at the 2009 ATT Pebble Beach National Pro-Am

Hey y'all! I popped over to the 2009 AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am Celebrity shoot out yesterday. I wish I hadn't spent forty minutes talking on the phone in front of Peet's, because I would have gotten way better pictures if I had arrived earlier.

From the looks of these pictures, one might think I have some sort of crush on Justin Timberlake. Well, I don't. But my Mom does and she is probably going to be very disappointed when she sees these pictures.

I can hear her now. "Why didn't you get there earlier?" she'll ask. "I think you should go back tomorrow."

"Okay Mom, if you're babysitting, I'll go get better pictures of Justin," I'll say reluctantly.

This was the first time I had actually gone to see the celebrities, besides surfer extraordinaire Kelly Slater, aka GOD. In the surfing world, Kelly Slater isn't a mere celebrity, he's a GOD.

For the record, GOD did not attend the celebrity shoot out, which was quite a mob scene. Though, I did endure the crowd of people and actually thought the celebrities were funny, despite GOD's absence.

The stars were in their element, performing for the crowd. Some more than others. George Lopez and Ray Romano were definitely the standouts. How could I forget Justin Timberlake. Sorry Mom. He was surprisingly funny.

But, personally I think Timberlake has issues. Shhhh. Don't tell my Mom I said that. She'll never babysit, again.


I assure you Kevin James is not smoking anything, so don't go Kellog over this photo. At least, I didn't smell any thing.


See, he's only smokin' a tee not a jay.



Michael Bolton thinking, "I am going to knock
this ball outta the park."

Huey Lewis thinking, "Oh my gosh, Michael,
how many times do I have to tell you,
this isn't baseball."



He's taking Sexy Back. For the love of sexy, Justin
please, don't leave with sexy now! You just got here.


Ray Romano, Justine "Ta Da" Timberlake
and George "Purple Rain" Lopez.


Justin Timberlake working the crowd and Michael Bolton.


Romano, Timberlake and Lopez having a laugh.
"Ha, ha, ha."



Timberlake telling Huey Lewis about last
night's Rave. "I was the hottest thing there."

Huey: "Sure kid, sure you were."


"Yes, I'm cute and, no, he's not my Dad," random
thoughts going through Justin Timberlake's mind.


"You're grounded," says Lewis.
Somebody's got Daddy issues.


Timberlake thinks, "Ray is funnier than me,
but he is not hotter, is he?"


Bill Murray says, "Huh?" While everyone else wonders why he's wearing a kimono of sorts, "Huh?" Not that Bill cares what anyone thinks, because he doesn't. He's so over superficial peeps and all their Hollywood beauty games.


Kevin James, Huey Lewis, Ray Romano's Sexy Back, Kenny G.


"Pay attention boys, I'm tired of repeating myself."
Looks to me like this classroom of boys needs some girls.


Timberlake ("Yeah I'm Hot"), Greg Kinnear and Chris O'Donnell.
Robin always was my favorite. Batman was a little too
old for my tastes.